I dreamt God was writing to me. There are many peculiarities about this - not least that he was writing in a Jamaican accent, telling me to guard a bunch of stuff which I was keeping in a plastic bag strapped to my body to avoid a couple of gents in suits from nabbing off me. My companion, an old man, explained to me that because God was omnipresent, and probably speaking to a bunch of people at once, perhaps sometimes he got confused and forgot what accent he should use for who. Then I went off on a tangent and started wondering if sometimes he made...well, not mistakes but minor gaffs like a holy vision to someone which was actually meant for the guy standing next to him - it might explain why some visions are so cryptic. Something which is so obtuse it has one man scratching his head - if it had been shown to the guy next to him he make have immedatiately leapt up and gone "That's it!". I mean, omnipresent or not - everyone knows how difficult it is to multitask....